When I have a mental block, brain fart or other such phenomena that interupt my otherwise snappy, quick witted and generally sarcastic train of thought, what do I do? Play MEME.... that's right. I was nosing through Mr. Underhill's page and found this little ditty that he came up with all by his lil ol self... Good for you, man. You're keeping me occupied during this time of crisis!
1. Post a picture of your cat. Don't tell me you don't have a cat - you are a blogger for fuck's sake. Just post it!
Rather than just a picture of my cat that has a major identity crisis and personality disorder, I thought I'd give you a picture of my cat molesting my infant chihuahua puppy. She has no clue.
2. What meds are you taking? Again, you're on blogger.I know you are on pills. Now spill the beans!
I am a Midol addict. When I can't get Midol, I will take Premsyn PMS. Hell I'll even take Pamprin. Those are, of course, accompnied by mega-doses of Motrin or other OTC pain relievers. PMS is a hateful whore.
3. What/who did you eat for lunch?
I damn well didn't eat lunch because my head is pounding and I was afraid I'd yack.
4. Do you knit?
Hell no, I don't knit. I'm a young whipper snapper. My hobby is taking naughty, dirty pictures and scrapbooking them.
5. What song do you intend to listen to when you commit suicide? And don't choose freebird. That one's mine!
Bittersweet Symphony - The Verve (super great depressing mo-fo of a song).
12.13.2007
Compliments of Mr. Underhill - Quite the Snappy Thinker
Posted by Diva at 2:52 PM
Labels: hobbies, kitty with a personality disorder, me me me
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And why haven't you posted any examples of your excellent scrap booking skills?? ;-)
My Chihuahua has an identity crisis like your cat. Only thing is, my Chihuahua (female) regularly humps her stuffed duck toy.
I so need to get a picture of that so I can post it.
Hey Jay! I said I likes to scrapbook, baby! Not that I'm good at it. I super diddly-ooooper suck at it, but it amuzes me so.
Mike! Axl (lovingly named after GnR frontman Axl Rose) will hump anything, including the poor cat's leg. No wonder she has a damn personality disorder, huh?
You get depressed from bittersweet symphony? That's weird.
...and this bird you cannot cage...blah blah. Doesn't get more cheesy than that, which is perfect for me.
I'm with Jay. You need to post some of those naughty scrap book pics!! ;)
@Mike: why do you have a stuffed duck toy in the first place
Diva I love your cat pic it is so sad.... for the dog
Mr. Underhill- I never claimed not to be warped, strange, odd, crazy, delirious, insane, whacky or weird. Not sure why I find Bittersweet symphony depressing. I just do, ya cheese monkey.
Chuckie- Anything to see me buck ass nekked, eh?
Lee- My cat is a perv. Poor dog has gender and species issues now. He needs therapy.
Geez! Kitty porn!
O.k... Here's the answers to your questions via Mr. Underhill:
1) I don't have a cat but if I did, it would look like this. Chubby, like it's owner.
2) Thyroid replacement. I had my thyroid taken out 8 years ago due to cancer. Apart from that, I threw out my back 4 days ago and am dying... does Robaxacet count as pills?
3) Jackson Triggs. Don't judge me.
4) Is that a gay joke? Hells no.
5) I'm Every Woman by Whitney Houston. Again, don't judge me.
Hey, I blog and I don't have a freakin' cat! Killed all mine...no that was my neighbor's...9 notches on my gun.
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