Yah, yah, yah.... it's true. I'm a full-figured, plus sized, curvified mama.
This fact doesn't bother me so much really. I'm hot for a curvy beyyyach!
I mean, I'd like to get back down to a smaller size, but I have no great ambition to become a size 2 cupie doll.
No. Those days have long passed my big ass by. 2 kids and Taco Bell... a snowballs chance in hell of being Barbie in this lifetime.
Which brings me to my thoughts for the day....
I absolutely love when somebody says something stupid.
People can really come off with utterly hilarious blurbs and not even know it.
In addition to amusing me greatly, it gives me something to blog about.Seriously, kids, I don’t make this crap up. And boy, did this one amuse me…
Now I quote what I heard a chick say the other day:
"Tan fat is so much prettier than white fat."
I literally did a double take at her standing next to me as I was checking into the tanning bed.It took everything in me not to fall over in the floor and gut laugh. Well, because I'm a sarcastic bitch.
What?!?! Tan fat? Pretty?
Hello, sweetheart. I’m here tanning, too.
And I’ll be honest. I see nothing pretty about tan fat as opposed to white fat.
Trust me on this.
I'm a walking ad for Lane Bryant fashions for women, so don't think I'm not saying something I wouldn't follow myself.
But when I look in the mirror there is nothing that makes me think that if I go and get a tan on my fat rolls that it will look any better.
Seriously, if you are fat and you have fat rolls, say like a Shar Pei puppy, it doesn't matter how tan it is.
God bless the stand-up tanning bed, you can put your arms up in the air and alleviate those pesky white spots.
The only thing one can do to make ones fat rolls look prettier is cover them up with the proper clothing. I do.
And..... Happy Half Nekkid Thursday!!!!