Monday Melee de la Diva

1. The Misanthtropic: Name something (about humanity) you absolutely hate.

I hate the fact that there are so many awful people out there that would wait until their wife/girlfriend/lover is about to burst at the seams with impending child birth and kill them. I mean, come on. If a man is cheating, or doesn’t want a baby, or whatever… WALK OUT ASSHOLE! Don’t kill her because you are a bottom-feeding freak of nature.
Don’t prey on someone who is in too vunerable a condition to be able to appropriately fight back. She (and her baby) has a right to live.
Pure evil.
And, as usual, drama queens and attention whores will forever be something I just loathe.

2. The Meretricious: Expose something or someone that’s phony, fraudulent or bogus.
I have only one in mind, and I’m not so sure it would be a good thing. So, since I can’t say something nice today, I’ll keep my yap shut. ZZZZZip.
I will expose myself though. I am a complete fake. I am not the sweet, kind, loving, caring, angelic individual that you all know and love.

3. The Malcontent: Name something you’re unhappy with.
I’m unhappy that I am simply not a morning person. I would go so far as to say I’m anti-morning. I manage to drag myself out of bed just in time to have a shower, pour some coffee down my throat and drive to work with my head hanging out the window in order to get that wicked windblown look. So, I am unhappy that I can’t appreciate a new day any earlier than 5:00pm.

4. The Meritorious: Give someone credit for something and name it if you can.
Today I give my fiancee complete and total credit for putting up with my constant string of shit. I generally give him a run for his money. But, lately I’ve been extremely emotional (imagine that) and have been taking him on the rollercoaster ride of the century. Lately I’ve been worse than a spoiled 5 year old. He over looks my sarcasm most of the time and doesn’t take it totally personal. Go Tony. You’re one hell of a man, man.

5. The Mirror: See something good about yourself and name it.
I think it’s good that I can admit being a total ass-munch. See #4.

6. The Make-Believe: Name something you wish for.
This week to hurry and be over. We go on vacation next week. So, all the good stuff I wished for on last week’s Melee may just come true.
At least the cold beer and sex part.
Go Diva, Go Diva, Go Diva